What are YOU doing here? If ye can’t trust a pirate, ye damn well can’t trust a merchant either! It is when pirates count their booty that they become mere thieves.
Is that a belayin’ pin in yer britches, or are ye … I’ve crushed seventeen men’s skulls between me thighs! Give me freedom or give me the rope. For I shall not take the shackles that subjugate the poor to uphold the rich. Well actualy piracy is a democracy with captains voted for by the crew.
Come on up and see me urchins. Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole? Well blow me down? Wanna shiver me timbers? Let’s get together and haul some keel. Aye, I guarantee ye, I’ve had a twenty percent decrease in me “lice ratio!” I’ve crushed seventeen men’s skulls between me thighs! Fetch me another Cabin Boy…This one be split