I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad! Aye, I guarantee ye, I’ve had a twenty percent decrease in me “lice ratio!” You will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow. Merchant and pirate were for a long period one and the same person. Even today mercantile morality is really nothing but a refinement of piratical morality. It’s not everyday you get to do a pirate movie, you might as well go for it. My mom would not let me see the pirate movie because it was rated rrrrr.
Wanna shiver me timbers? Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad! Me I’m Dishonest. And A Dishonest Man You Can Always Trust To Be Dishonest. Honestly Its The Honest Ones You Want To Watch Out For Because You Never Know When They Are Going To Do Something Completely Stupid! Yarrrr! there be ony two ranks of leader amongst us pirates! Captain and if your really notorious then it’s Cap’n! Always be yourself, unless you can be a pirate. Then always be a pirate. Pirate’s code: First freedom and the captain. Second the loot, third woman and the rum and at the end no mercy if they not immediately surrender! But I am touched by y’loyalty mate. Without the messy paperwork.
Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly? Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole? Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates. Shiver me timbers.