And that was done without a single drop of rum… you know, thats the 2nd time I’v watched that man sail away with my ship.
I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon. I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted. Aye, I guarantee ye, I’ve had a twenty percent decrease in me “lice ratio!” I’ve crushed seventeen men’s skulls between me thighs! Why are pirates pirates? cuz they arrrrrr Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates. To err is human but to arr is pirate!!
I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted. If ye can’t trust a pirate, ye damn well can’t trust a merchant either! “I’ve got a jar of dirt! I’ve got a jar of dirt, and guess what’s inside it?” “Why is the rum always gone?” A pirate is a man that is weak to achieve but too strong to steal from even the greatest achiever. Whats a pirate’s favorite fast food restaurant? Arrrrbys!