Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you. Without the messy paperwork.
Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free Always be yourself, unless you can be a pirate. Then always be a pirate. Fetch me another Cabin Boy…This one be split Work like a captain, play like a pirate. A pirate is a man that is weak to achieve but too strong to steal from even the greatest achiever. Land was created to provide a place for boats to visit.
Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm? Come on up and see me urchins. Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day. What are YOU doing here? Merchant and pirate were for a long period one and the same person. Even today mercantile morality is really nothing but a refinement of piratical morality. “I’ve got a jar of dirt! I’ve got a jar of dirt, and guess what’s inside it?” “Why is the rum always gone?” “Yes, I do heartily repent. I repent I had not done more mischief; and that we did not cut the throats of them that took us, and I am extremely sorry that you aren’t hanged as well as we. ” Arrrrrrrr