Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly? Come on up and see me urchins. C’mon, lad, shiver me timbers! Me I’m Dishonest. And A Dishonest Man You Can Always Trust To Be Dishonest. Honestly Its The Honest Ones You Want To Watch Out For Because You Never Know When They Are Going To Do Something Completely Stupid! If ye can’t trust a pirate, ye damn well can’t trust a merchant either! To err is human but to arr is pirate!!
Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole? Wanna shiver me timbers? You can always trust the untrustworthy because you can always trust that they will be untrustworthy. Its the trustworthy you can’t trust. Drink up me hearties yoho …a pirates life for me “Yes, I do heartily repent. I repent I had not done more mischief; and that we did not cut the throats of them that took us, and I am extremely sorry that you aren’t hanged as well as we. ” Whats a pirate’s favorite fast food restaurant? Arrrrbys!
How’d you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder? Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free Me I’m Dishonest. And A Dishonest Man You Can Always Trust To Be Dishonest. Honestly Its The Honest Ones You Want To Watch Out For Because You Never Know When They Are Going To Do Something Completely Stupid! you know, thats the 2nd time I’v watched that man sail away with my ship. “I’ve got a jar of dirt! I’ve got a jar of dirt, and guess what’s inside it?” “Why is the rum always gone?” Land was created to provide a place for boats to visit.